When I heard that there was an upcoming movie called Project X, I imagined it had something to do with a cybernetic Tyrannosaurus Rex created in a lab and outfitted with laser beam eyes, rocket launchers for arms and could ride a skateboard. He’d fight terrorism, prevent 9/11: The Sequel, and learn that he can love with the aide of Blake Lively and her huge tits. Man, this movie sounds flipping awesome.
Much to my chagrin, however, Project X is actually a film produced by Todd Phillips (Old School, The Hangover) that involves a gnarly high school party that gets out of control. There’s going to be midgets, promiscuous sex, underage drinking, fist fights, and most importantly they’re going to literally manage to burn their block down. Not as awesome as a cybernetic T-Rex with a heart of gold, but it’ll do.
Project X will see a release date of March 12th, 2012.
