This weeks Trailer Round-up is sadly a short one. I’m hungover and there just wasn’t that many trailers this week. But after last week’s plethora of trailers, you’re not really in a position to complain now are you?
God you’re selfish. On with the program, you ungrateful bastards.
This weeks Trailer Round-up is sadly a short one. I'm hungover and there just wasn't that many trailers this week. But after last week's plethora of trailers, you're not really in a position to complain now are you?
God you're selfish. On with the program, you ungrateful bastards.
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The Beaver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOSOWNS3jts
After I got over the misleading title, I thought to myself how interesting it is that this concept, rather than being comedic, seems more of an uplifting story of sorts. Now I know this film isn’t going to do well because of Mel “Sugartits” Gibson’s recent antics, but despite the mans personal beliefs on kosher food, arson and bl*wjobs, the fact is that he does have the acting chops. I only hope that this is the movie that will remind people of that.
Frankie & Alice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cb60liIl9o
Dear Halle Berry,
You already have an Oscar, remember? Now I know it was hard when Race the Sun was snubbed by the committee, but you finally got that Oscar with Monster's Ball. Do you really need another one? Frankie & Alice? C’mon, you’re trying too hard. Just give us the Race the Sun sequel the people have been waiting for and all will be well.
Love,
One of five people who’s actually seen and remembers Race the Sun
Beastly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiwKsEza4Ws
Seriously? You guys, seriously. Modern Beauty and the Beast remake? Seriously?
Though I’m not sure, I’m going to guess that this film is based off a book that tried to capitalize on the Twilight books, and in turn a movie is being made trying to capitalize on the Twilight films. This is the world that we live in. Also, Neil Patrick Harris and Mary-Kate Olsen are inexplicably in this movie. If you don't know who they are, it's a gay guy who plays awesome straight dudes and a girl who killed Heath Ledger.
"This March, Love is never ugly"? UGGGGHHHHH. Seriously?
