Wow, I totally didn’t realize there was another Texas Chainsaw Massacre coming out, this time in 3D. THAT’S certainly not going to be used for cheap effect with the chainsaw plunging towards the screen at all! Really, though, there’s not too much to be excited about here, other than Tania Raymonde in her bra. I honestly can’t tell if this is a sequel or another remake of the original or whatever the hell. It just looks like a pretty standard slasher movie. Might be good for a brainless evening in with friends, but there’s not a lot here that’s got me as hot and bothered as Sinister does.
Thanks, Adam!