Trailer: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

I have braved the 49 second teaser trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 (or rather, TWSBDP2) to present to you these very super-official important bullet points about the film that is going to change the rest of our lives FOREVER:

– Bella discovered an ancient tacky ring that grants her superpowers.
– Bella has a really bad eye infection and should see an ophthalmologist immediately.
– Bella really wants to f*ck a deer.
– Lionsgate will make a buttload of money and civilization as we know it will be worse for it.

You’re welcome.