Transformers: Dark of the Moon is some stupid movie for jerks. Michael Bay has taken all the goodwill Transformers got from me from the Beast Wars series of the mid/late nineties and raped it with an explosion. You can watch the trailer around Apple’s way. I guess it’s about lost ancient robots that Neil Armstrong found that time we walked on the moon, and Shia TheBeef has to solve the mystery. I don’t even know.
And Ken Jeong’s in this thing, apparently? Does he play a Decepticon with a Fu Manchu mustache and use his Hangover accent? Jesus, I watch this thing, and I want to wash my brain out with scotch. Not that the trailer is bad by any stretch of the imagination; it just reminds me why I feel dead inside.
[Via Apple Trailers]
Transformers: Dark of the Moon is some stupid movie for jerks. Michael Bay has taken all the goodwill Transformers got from me from the Beast Wars series of the mid/late nineties and raped it with an explosion. You can watch the trailer around Apple’s way. I guess it's about lost ancient robots that Neil Armstrong found that time we walked on the moon, and Shia TheBeef has to solve the mystery. I don't even know.
And Ken Jeong’s in this thing, apparently? Does he play a Decepticon with a Fu Manchu mustache and use his Hangover accent? Jesus, I watch this thing, and I want to wash my brain out with scotch. Not that the trailer is bad by any stretch of the imagination; it just reminds me why I feel dead inside.
[Via Apple Trailers]
