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You know, when I was a kid, I thought of all kinds of things that I wanted to be when I grew up. I wanted to be a cartoonist, a famous painter, a prolific writer… but then I’ve always had high aspirations for myself… And yet here I am, 26 years old and posting a movie trailer about ass-munching zombies. I think it’s safe to say my life has taken a rather unsettling turn. By the way, this trailer is very NSFW.
So yeah… Zombie Ass, a strange mix of exploitation flick and Japanese cinema, though for me it’s hard to know when the Japanese filmmakers are trying to be hilarious or if they’re just so table-flipping nuts that their films just come out that way. I’m pretty sure that parallel dimensions exist and that Japan is at the epicenter of at least one of them. Apparently these are the same people who brought you Machine Girl and Robo Geisha, and that’s a pedigree that will ensure absolute insanity. I guess they brainstormed about how they could possibly top themselves, and thus, Zombie Ass was conceived. You guys enjoy this trailer, I’m going to down a bottle of vodka and cry tears of my own ejaculate into a jar of peanut butter.