UPDATE: Eva Green’s boobiful Sin City: A Dame to Kill For poster gets MPAA approved version

_{UPDATE: Page Six has updated their story with the newly, and hilariously, MPAA approved poster. The one difference? Green’s nipples are no longer prominent. Hahaha. Check it out in the gallery.} 

For reasons completely unrelated to this poster (rejected by the MPAA for “nudity—curve of under breast and dark nipple/areola circle visible through sheer gown”), I’m completely invested in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. I’m going to see it six or seven times for reasons also completely unrelated to this poster. I’m going to buy this poster somehow and wrap it around my body for completely unrelated reasons. I’m probably going to go to jail for completely unrelated reasons.

Anyone believing this? Check out the full, awesome poster in the gallery. Sin City: A Dame to Kill For hits theaters August 22nd.