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  Watch Video Hey kids, do you remember Sarah Palin? What feels like centuries ago, in the years bordering 2010, the former Alaska governor became something of a firebrand when she ran with John McCain's doomed 2008 presidential bid. The t...   read
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Review: Darlin'

  Watch Video Darlin' has followed a long and odd trajectory leading to its creation. This is actually the third film in a sort of trilogy, which started with 2009's Offspring, directed by Andrew van den Houten and based on a Jack Ketchum ...   read
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  Watch Video People often talk about demons or devils on the internet--or even that the internet itself is the devil--but it's always a metaphor for hatred, violence, or division. That's stupid as hell, so it's a good thing we have Nekro...   read

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  Watch Video From director Richard Bates Jr. (the super-fun Excision), we have a trailer that mixes menace, mirth, and some weird visuals in a way that very much resonates with me. You give me an angry old man standing in a room of (prob...   read

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  Watch Video The latest trailer for Ari Aster's Midsommar gives us a decidedly tongue-in-cheek look at the coming festival of beauty and misery. There's such gorgeous color and symmetry here as revelers even sit at symbolically-placed ta...   read

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  Watch Video Got to be honest--I'm not feeling this trailer for Killerman. Hemsworth has some emotional intensity that I like, but as a whole I'm not sure I buy him as a hardened criminal. The worst bit, though, is the amnesia angle that...   read

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  Watch Video Pulling a reverse-Don't Breathe--a film which made me think being blind was supposed to morph you into a super-human killing machine that can track people by the smell of their shoes--we have Blindsided, a film where being b...   read

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I've seen just about every Paranormal Activity movie, and I'm willing to make the bold statement that none of them are good. They never were. The original rode on some of that this-really-happened wave that propelled so much ...   read

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Iron Sky: The Coming Race finally has an official release date in the United States through Vertical Entertainment, and I couldn't be more excited. The trailer was bonkers in all the best ways with a surprisingly high budget....   read
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  Watch Video One of the first questions I ask whenever I see some gritty, western-style thriller coming out is, "Yeah, but do, like, a bunch of people get shot to death?" This trailer for Desolate answers that question with a big and blo...   read

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  Watch Video The Night Sitter looks like a fun enough little horror/comedy. You got a bratty kid, an eccentric father with something to hide, and a crew of thieves seeking out some occult goodies all ready to be picked off by a pack of m...   read

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  Watch Video The Banana Splits Adventure Hour was a short-lived children's television show from the late-60's, as best I can tell. I'd never seen or heard of the show or its band of happy-go-lucky animatronic characters until now--now th...   read

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  Watch Video I don't need the shine to see one unhappy fan for the upcoming Doctor Sleep film, at least from this trailer, and that will likely be Mr. Stephen King. The author even as recently as 2014 railed on how much he hated Kubrick'...   read

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A Quiet Place is a super great movie that deserved all the praise and success it received last year. We even gave it our coveted Golden Cage for best horror movie! But such success always comes with a sinister caveat--sequels...   read

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  Watch Video I don't know how many people there are like me in the world (that I haven't tracked down and murdered by now), but if you happen to be anything like me then sometimes you sit down and think, "Man, I've watched too many good ...   read

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  Watch Video A giant bloody eyeball darting around, embedded behind someone's intestines is the sort of image that always gets the attention of a critic with as refined a palate as my own. If you see the above trailer and find it to be t...   read
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  Watch Video Coming to the upcoming Cinepocalypse Film Festival, we have the first trailer for Deadcon, a chiller about YouTube influencers who stay in a haunted hotel suite. Between this, the upcoming The 16th Episode, and some others i...   read

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Blumhouse and Mattel Films have teamed up to make an official movie based off the toy company's Magic 8-Ball property. Now, I know your biggest worry would be that the production company would have gone ahead and done some du...   read
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  Watch Video Sometimes I don't understand myself. I know it's common to hate on Rob Zombie's films, but I feel like I should love them. He makes aggressively trashy horror movies. I love aggressively trashy horror movies, and yet there's...   read

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Stephen Spielberg, a man who thinks that just because a film can be streamed to a TV means it's a made-for-TV movie, is officially becoming one of the kids! His baseball cap is on backward, and he's sitting the wrong way on a...   read

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  Watch Video From the producers of Bojack Horseman, Amazon is bringing us this rotoscoped trip-fest that's giving me some very good A Scanner Darkly vibes. Rotoscoping is a trend that never really took off like it should have. The colors...   read

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  Watch Video Lord of the Flies, a literary classic about the horrible things that happen when you leave adolescent boys to form their own society, has been the fodder for film adaptations and interpretations since at least 1963, but this...   read

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  Watch Video If there's one fear constantly preying on my mind, one inescapable dread that keeps me up at night, it's this: Between the release of the Child's Play remake and The Boy 2, there's just over a full month's gap in which no mo...   read

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  Watch Video In what looks like it's going to be a thrilling and wild sequel to 2011's grimy shocker The Woman, we have our first trailer for Pollyanna McIntosh's Darlin'. Written and directed by the star of the original film, this one f...   read

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  Watch Video Carpenter Brut, a horror synthwave musician who just brings the entire house down, doing the score for some trippy sci-fi epic is one of the coolest prospects I could imagine. This teaser for Shudder's Blood Machines only of...   read

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  Watch Video Every great horror story has a moral. Whether it's a simple theme like "don't go in the woods," or a slasher-style message of "don't have unprotected sex in the back of your dad's Buick," there's always some point to a scary story. Naturally, The Cleaning Lady offers viewers its own moral, this time being "don't trust those ugly poor people."   read
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Montreal's Fantasia International Film Festival just announced its first wave of programming for 2019, and it looks like ya'll Canucks are going to be in for a good time. Leading the pack is the world premier of Killerman sta...   read

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  Watch Video Sometimes I see a trailer for a movie, and it makes me wonder why other movies even bother to exist. This is definitely one such trailer. I'd never heard of Tammy and the T-Rex, a 90's (if you somehow couldn't tell from the ...   read

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Review: Rondo

  Watch Video Rondo is a weird blend of half-intentional and half-probably-not-intentional weirdness, humor, and spectacle. Sometimes actors forget to act and just say their lines. Sometimes they gleefully nosh the scenery like it's made o...   read
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  Watch Video Charlotte (Allison Williams), is a once cello prodigy who had to leave the possibility of fame and fortune behind when her mother fell ill, and she now returns to the school a decade later and meets a new prodigy, Lizzie (Log...   read
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