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Tigers Are Not Afraid is the best thing I saw at Fantasia last year, and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. Its decayed Gothic beauty, the use of a cartel as its supernatural force, its monkey's paw twist on the power...   read

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  Watch Video "Good night, Andy." That's it. That's all we get out of Mark Hamill (at the very end of the trailer, of course) after this stupidly long succession of teases following the announcement that he would be voicing the serial-kil...   read

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Is there a talent on earth not susceptible to Netflix's bottomless wallet? I think not as Mike Myers has officially become another victim sucked into the vacuous green hole that is the Netflix money pit--and that's pretty coo...   read

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  Watch Video I was once a huge fan of Garth Ennis, having followed and loved his complete run of The Punisher. For me The Punisher is Garth Ennis. There's no separating the two. When The Boys came out, I read the first volume but somethi...   read

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Our boy Chuck is having a weird time right now. With an upcoming remake and still a TV series following the original exploits of the serial killer-possessed slasher doll, he's torn between two worlds as it were. And as much a...   read
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  Watch Video I know it's been divisive these past two seasons, but I'm a fan of the freewheeling anthology adventures of Sterling Archer and company that saw them through Dreamland and Danger Island. There's an American Horror Story appe...   read

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  Watch Video Netflix just unveiled the trailer for what looks to be a very wild bit of horror coming out this spring. Above is certainly more a minute-and-a-half long collage of discordant images of panic, screams, gross stuff, and skewe...   read

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Not to be outdone by Amazon with Guava Island, Netflix has its own surprise release for this weekend with Thriller, a Blumhouse-produced slasher, dropping onto the streaming giant this Sunday. The premise is your typical slas...   read
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Disney, owner of everything, has just announced the streaming service it essentially bought Fox to create--and it will include everything ever. The amount of content Disney will have on offer is staggering and brings the figh...   read

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  Watch Video Listen up, Gloveheads: It looks like Donald Glover has created some top-secret film project, which was shot in Cuba--one can only assume because it would have been illegal to make in America. What's the movie about? Who are the characters? Are there even characters? No one can say for sure. It's all be wrapped in a fiendish cloak of mystery.   read

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The Travel Channel is snapping up our horror icons one-by-one and enlisting them for spooky documentary shows, and oh how I wish I still had cable. What package do you even need to get the Travel Channel? Probably an expensiv...   read

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  Watch Video I get this uncanny feeling when I realize that American Horror Story has been running for nine seasons, now. Much like The Walking Dead, it remains in this sort of stasis from the moment I stopped watching it until now, and I...   read

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  Watch Video I'm getting some real Twin Peaks vibes off this one. Maybe it's just the shot of a burning photograph, but there's some eerie horror at play in this trailer for season one of Netflix's Chambers. It starts off a bit hokey for...   read

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  Watch Video Rottentail chokes a man using Easter egg-shaped turds that he "laid" himself. An army general takes a male-enhancement potion before being called to duty and patrols bloody halls of corpses and limbs with a full erection. Whe...   read
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  Watch Video Sometimes you see a movie that speaks to who you are at your core, a movie so perfectly in touch with your insides that you have trouble imagining that it's not an animated brain scan of your very subconscious--sometimes tha...   read

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With both an upcoming buddy-cop and a cartoonishly-big-guy-teams-up-with-a-child movie on the docket for WWE star Dave Bautista, I'd say it's fair to call it: the man's a bonafide action superstar. He's been great since The M...   read

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  Watch Video Easter-themed horror movies are hard to come by. Honestly, I'm drawing a blank beyond Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! That's a crying shame, as there should be a laundry list of horror movies released for every holiday. Alas, Rott...   read

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Post-merger Fox and Disney have taken to the CinemaCon stage to reveal their upcoming slate of films, and one surprise listing is for The New Mutants, an X-Men spinoff that Fox began working on before a possible Disney buyout...   read

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The Conjuring, the only successful shared universe outside of Marvel, has slated its third official entry for a September 11, 2020 release. This gives us over a year to wait and wonder what sort of spooky ghoul (word is it'll...   read

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Ari Aster's follow up to Hereditary has shifted its release from August 9 to July 3, just in time for you to celebrate the independence of our great United States of America with colorful blasts of explosive fear-diarrhea. Mi...   read

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  Watch Video I know that being down on reboots and remakes these days puts you in the same crowd as people who cry and complain about anything they decide they suddenly hold sacred, like Ghostbusters (you're really that attached to a fran...   read

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Here comes a chasing-the-trend twofer! Discovery Channel chief David Zaslav has announced that the documentary programing network will be launching its own streaming service (of course) and that they've teamed with the BBC to...   read

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Review: Relaxer

  Watch Video Nostalgia-baiting is something I'm not too familiar with. I'm not fond of superheroes, and I wasn't alive in the 80's, so I figured myself to be pretty well nostalgia-proof when it comes to the film industry. I can't be manip...   read
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  Watch Video The latest trailer for John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum (because this is a movie that needs such a hoity toity title) has dropped and shows off exactly the sort of absurd action you'd expect from a series that continues to spiral from the fallout of one man avenging his murdered dog. Oh, and in this trailer the dogs murder back!   read

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I think Nicolas Cage only makes weird movies now, and as a fan of only weird movies I couldn't be more thrilled. The man has an unbelievable ability to elevate anything thrown his way, and films like this are the perfect excu...   read

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  Watch Video Book of Monsters is the first Kickstarter funded film I've seen. This one billed itself as the horror movie where YOU could choose the monsters -- a novel enough idea in which backers could choose from six categories: The mon...   read
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Netflix keeps pumping out the anime, and now they've ordered eight episodes of an original project set in the fertile world of Greek mythology. The series, titled Gods & Heroes, will follow one of Zeus' illegitimate sons as he realizes his lineage and has to save the earth. It's pretty usual stuff, but if they make it Hercules for adults then I won't complain.   read
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Review: Starfish

  Watch Video If one thing's going to strike you straight off the bat with Starfish, it's going to be that this movie is perhaps too hip for its own good. You got cassettes, rotary phones, plaid shirts, old movie theater tickets, tea, Vict...   read
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  Watch Video I think it's safe to say that so far the upcoming video game adaptation, DOOM: ANNIHILATION has opened its own little portal to hell (har har), since at the time of writing it sits at 300 likes to over 3,000 dislikes on YouT...   read

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There's no doubt Nicolas Cage has been in some weird stuff, and after Between Worlds it looks like he's just getting weirder and weirder. A glance ahead has him starring in Primal, a movie where a big game hunter (for zoos?) ...   read
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