I desperately need to believe that people saw something this weekend that wasn’t the new Pirates movie.
I want to believe.
Can you make me believe?
Please, go down to the comments and make me believe.
All right everyone. Put on your thinking caps, because we have hard work ahead of us. This weekend, if you’re heading out to your local theater in the pursuit of a new film, you’ll need to carefully consider your options. “Do I see Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides? Or do I see Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides in 3D?” What are you gonna do?
To be fair, you could also go see a new Woody Allen movie called Midnight in Paris, which probably isn’t opening anywhere near you. So, about Pirates. How hard are you going to see it? Or will you pass it up entirely and, I don’t know, stay home and watch Speed on AMC for the fiftieth time (this month)?
